Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted2012

Melman:
[climbing on the tightrope] Dancing. All you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere. I mean, the music totally throws off my timing. You want excitement? Check it out. Who's on a tightrope, huh? Who's on a…? AAH! I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope!

Gloria:
Melman! Oh, my gosh!

Melman:
Help me!

Gloria:
Baby, hold on. Hold on. I'm coming right now! Melman?!

Melman:
Ah! Ah! Ah!

Gloria:
Calm down, Melman.

Melman:
I'm going to fall and break all of my neck!

Gloria:
Just look at me. Look at me. All eyes on me.

Melman:
OK.

Gloria:
Come to me.

Melman:
I can't.

Gloria:
It's just like dancing, Melman. Two steps forward, one step back.

Melman:
I can't dance, okay? There, I said it.

Gloria:
Maybe because you've never tried.

Melman:
No, I have tried. I practiced in private because you dance so well.

Gloria:
You practiced... for me?

Melman:
Yes, but it's no use. I never know what to do with my arms.

Gloria:
Hold it. That part is so easy, Melman. OK? 'Cause all you have to do is put them around your partner. See? Two steps forward. One step back.

Melman:
I'm dancing. I'm dancing!

Gloria:
Two steps forward...

Melman:
We're dancing on a tightrope!

Gloria:
You're great.

Melman:
I'm dancing!