Major Payne

Major Payne1995

Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott Bigelow, Joseph Blaire
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 95 minutes

Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to d… more »



General Decker:
At ease, Payne. Relax. Do you know why you're here?

Major Payne:
Sir, no, sir.

General Decker:
The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new Lt. Col. list, your name's not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we have to show you the hatch. Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now

Major Payne:
General, are you telling me that in this man's military is there no room for trained weapon of destruction?

General Decker:
Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.

Major Payne:
There's got to be somebody who needs some killing.

General Decker:
Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.

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