Mallrats1995

Jay:
You're f***ing kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?!

Brodie:
All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.

Jay:
He's f***ing dead!

Brodie:
Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.

[T.S. and Gwen approach them]

T.S.:
What the hell happened?

Jay:
The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.

Brodie:
I had it coming.

Jay:
F*** all that sh*t. Come on, Silent Bob.

[Jay and Silent Bob leave]

T.S.:
What really happened?

Brodie:
The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.

Gwen:
Shannon Hamilton?

T.S.:
You know that guy?

Gwen:
I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.

T.S.:
What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Brodie:
Sounds like his M.O.