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Brandi:
Suitor Number Three, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?

Gill:
Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed.

Brodie:
Where do you come up with this sh*t?! That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard! I saw you kiss and it wasn't even anything like that!

Gill:
Who the hell did you see me kiss?

Brodie:
Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed.

Gill:
I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear! I'm not gay.

Brodie:
Hey, suitor-ette, this guy's a homo-phobe! You heard how repulsed he sounded! Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger?

Gill:
I don't hate gay people!

Brodie:
So you love them?

Gill:
Yes! I mean, no.

Brodie:
Textbook closet case. Self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.