Mrs. Doubtfire1993

Mrs. Doubtfire:
Alright, listen to me. I'm not who you think I am.

Chris:
Yeah, no sh*t!

Daniel:
[breaks character] Watch your mouth, young man!

Lydia:
Oh my god.

Chris:
Dad?

Daniel:
Yeah.

Lydia:
Dad?

Daniel:
Yeah, honey.

Chris:
You don't like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad?

Daniel:
Well, some of it's comfortable. No! No; it's a pain in the padded ass. This is not a way of life; it's just a job. I don't go to old-lady bars or anything like that after work, you know. It's just the only way I can see you guys every day.

Chris:
Who did this?

Daniel:
Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.

Lydia [coming around]:
It's really you in there.

Daniel:
It's just a mask. And this is a bodysuit. I didn't have any operations or anything.

Lydia:
It's good.

Daniel:
Yeah. [They hug] Sorry I scared you. Come here, Chris.

Chris:
No. No, it's okay, I get it. I just...you know, don't wanna hug you or anything. Not just yet.

Daniel:
That's cool. It's a guy thing.

Chris:
Yeah.

Daniel:
Well, now that you know, you can't tell Mom, okay? Because if she finds out, I'll only be able to see you through plate glass. Okay? And we can't tell Nattie, because she'll blow my cover. So you have to promise me, it's just us. All right? You promise?