Mulan1998

[Mulan, disguised as Fa Ping, arrives at the army camp.]

Mushu:
Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up and strut. Two, three. Break it down. Hup, two, three. And work it! [on the troops] Beautiful, isn't it?

Mulan:
They're disgusting.

Mushu:
No, they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention.

Recruit:
Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm!

[Yao punches the recruit]

Ling:
[laughing] I hope you can get your money back!

Mulan:
I don't think I can do this.

Mushu:
It's all attitude. Be tough, like this guy here.

Yao:
[spits] What are you looking at?

Mushu:
Punch him. It's how men say hello.

[Mulan punches Yao, he slams into Chien Po]

Chien Po:
Oh, Yao. You've made a friend.

Mushu:
Good. Now slap him behind. They like that.

[Mulan does so]

Yao:
Woo hoo hoo! I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy!

Chien Po:
[picks up Yao] Yao, relax and chant with me.

[Yao growls]

Chien Po:
[chanting] Nanuami tofu dah.

Yao:
[chanting] Nanuamitofudah. [muttering gibberish]

Chien Po:
Feel better?

Yao:
Yeah. Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.

Mushu:
"Chicken boy"?! Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

[Yao grabs Mulan's armor to start punch and she miss then punches Ling]

Yao:
Oh. Sorry, Ling. [Ling falls on the ground] Hey! [he grab her leg, but Ling kick Yao to Chien Po and 3 men start fight and Mulan ran away] Whoa! You're dead!

Ling:
Oh, there he goes!

[Mulan runs off, there chasing after in the tent there chickens, however, Chien Po push his stomach to his men like Bowling]

Mulan:
Hey, guys.