Mulan1998

[Chi Fu is storming from the lake with a towel wrapped around him and one slipper missing]

Chi Fu:
Insubordinate ruffians... [Shouts] You men owe me a new pair of slippers! [muttering] And I do not squeal like a girl...

[A panda, ridden by Mushu, who is disguised as a messenger, appears and eats Chi Fu's other slipper. Chi Fu lets out a high-pitched, feminine-sounding squeal of surprise]

Mushu:
Urgent news from the General! [Chi Fu eyes the panda warily] What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?

Chi Fu:
Who are you?

Mushu:
Excuse me? I think the question is: who are you? We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that; snatch it right off your head! But I'm feeling gracious today, so, carry on before I report you!

[Chi Fu reads the message and looks around for the messenger, but he has disappeared. Chi Fu rushes off to show the message to Captain Shang]

Chi Fu:
Captain, urgent news from the General! We're needed at the front!

Mushu:
Pack your bags, Cri-kee. We’re moving out!