Multiple Maniacs1970

Lady Divine:
How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth!

Mr. David:
She is not! She's an auto-erotic acomprophasiac and a gerontophiliac and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.

Bonnie:
Yes and I can start immediately. I have this great act all worked out, with this great old man in his late 70s and his mirror, well, actually he's my --

Lady Divine:
[in disgust] Oh!

Bonnie:
...and we used to have kind of a thing together, and I heard about this show and I thought what an ideal setup, I mean!

Lady Divine:
Get her out! Get her out of here! How can you flaunt your cheap little one-night-stands in my face, especially at a time like this!