Mystery Men1999

Vic the publicist:
I think right now we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good.

Captain Amazing:
Yeah - you think so? 'Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know... PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic.

Vic:
Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.

Captain Amazing:
Then get... the... Death Man!

Vic:
Death Man is dead.

Captain Amazing:
Okay — Father Doom.

Vic:
Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —

Captain Amazing:
Really?

Vic:
Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house.

Captain Amazing:
Casanova Frankenstein - now there was a supervillain! You know, he just... he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but... and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have — extraordinary!

Vic:
"Used to." That's the problem, Captain. "Used to."