Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

[Wallace and Jimmy are about to watch a gig from Crash and the Boys]

Wallace:
Hey, Jimmy. Do they rock or suck?

Jimmy:
[hesitantly] They have not started playing yet.

Wells:
That was a test, Jimmy.

Crash:
[offscreen] One, two.

Wallace:
[pats Jimmy's arm] You passed.

Jimmy:
[uncomfortably] Okay.

Crash:
Good evening. My name is Crash, these are the Boys.

Wallace:
[heckling.] Is that girl a Boy, too?

Crash:
[offended] Yes. [Trasha gives Wallace the finger; audience titters.]

Kim:
[offstage, incensed] They have a girl drummer?

Crash:
This song is called, "I Am So Sad, I Am So Very, Very Sad". Goes a little something like this. [Trasha counts in on the drums, and Crash and Joel play two chords] ? SOOOOOO SAD!!!... ? [Song ends] Thank you.

Wallace:
[heckling] Not a race, guys!

[audience stares at Wallace, annoyed with the heckling]

Crash:
All right, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. [Wallace points at himself, mock questioningly] It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

Wallace:
Sweet! [to Jimmy] Love this one.

[Crash and the Boys play "We Hate You, Please Die."]

Stephen:
[barely audible with subtitles] How are we supposed to follow this? We're not going to win. We're not going to sign with G-Man. We'll never play opening night at the Chaos Theatre. Goddamn, Scott! Will you please stop just standing there?! You're freaking me out!