Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

[Scott enters the Chaos Theatre.]

Stephen:
[notices Scott] Scott! Let it go. Don't give him the satisfaction.

Scott:
What if I want the satisfaction?

Gideon:
Scott Pilgrim! He-hey! Buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre. Somebody get this man a drink. A Coke Zero, right?

Scott:
[knocks drink away] I'm not here to drink.

Gideon:
Whoa. I've got no beef with you.

Scott:
[angrily] Well, what if I have a beef...with you?

Gideon:
Are you still mad about the whole thing with The Guild?

Scott:
You mean The League?

Gideon:
The Guild, League, whatever. It's ancient history.

Scott:
I'll show you how ancient of history it is! [charges at Gideon]

Gideon:
Wait, wait, w-w-wait! [Scott stops running] There's no use crying over spilt Coke, buddy. The lady made her choice, and we're all just gonna have to...move on.

Scott:
Well, I ain't movin', buddy.

Gideon:
You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott:
[arch] Was that not clear? [to the members of Sex Bob-Omb] Was that not clear?

Sex Bob-Omb:
[they shrug] I don't know.

Gideons:
Now, why on Earth... would you want to do... that?

Scott:
Because I'm in love with her. [gasps and falters back]

Narrator Voice:
Scott earned the Power of Love.

[Scott sees a flaming samurai sword emerge from his chest; he grabs hold of the sword and pulls it out, leveling up.]

Gideon:
Aw, I think this deserves a song. Kimberley!!

Kim:
[unenthusiastically, subtly giving Gideon the finger] We are Sex Bob-Omb. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff. One-two-three-four!