Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

Director: Edgar Wright
Stars: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick
Genre: Action, Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 113 minutes

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a 2010 film about Scott Pilgrim, who must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart. more »



Scott:
[after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning] Oh, man.

Ramona:
Sorry. Dying's got to suck.

Scott:
You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?

Ramona:
It's complicated.

Scott:
Well, I'm not going anywhere, so... now might be a good time to get into it.

Ramona:
Truth is...it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention.

Scott:
So, why go back?

Ramona:
I can't help myself around him, Scott; He just...has this way of getting into my head.

Scott:
Well, that's legitimately disappointing. I really will leave you alone forever now.

Ramona:
No, he literally has a way of getting into my head. [shows chip on the back of her neck]

Scott:
[shocked] That is evil.

Ramona:
I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott. I just wanted something simple. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

Scott:
Well, I really fought for you.

Ramona:
Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for. [turns to dust]

Scott:
What? But-- But-- I feel like I learned something. [saddened] Which would be great if I wasn't dead. [collapses to his knees] So-- So alone.

Ramona:
You're not alone.

Scott:
[notices a video game 1-UP; determined] Right! [uses 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.] [to one of Gideon's goons] Your hair looks stupid. [Goon gasps in shock and turns into coins, earning Scott Pilgrim 700 points. Two goons block the elevator]

Right Goon:
Second password? [Scott defeats both of them, earning 700 points each, and goes down the elevator.]

Comeau:
[chatting to partygoers.] I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. [notices Scott] Hello. [Scott barges past him, earning 350 points per person, to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing]

Stephen:
Scott! Let it go.

Scott:
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound way better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.

Neil:
[pleasurably] Ohh.

Scott:
And Kim... [Kim raises an eyebrow] I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me. [surprised, Kim smiles at him for the first time]

Gideon:
[from the other side of the club] Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!

Scott:
Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it. [charges toward Gideon]

Gideon:
Wait, wait, w-w-wait! [Scott stops running] You wanna fight me... for her?

Scott:
No. I want to fight you for me. [falters back]

Narrator Voice:
Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect.

[Scott pulls out the samurai sword from his chest, leveling up even higher.]

Gideon:
[confused] Umm--

Scott:
KIM!

Kim:
[extremely enthusiastically] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!! [Sex Bob-Omb starts playing a faster upbeat rock song]

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