The Shaggy Dog2006

Tracy:
Football? That's why you're not trying out? You hate football!

Josh:
I know, but my dad loves. You should hear him. "Oh, you're gonna be just like your own man." If I told him I want to do musical instead, he'll like write me off as a son.

Tracy:
Josh, is your father a stupid man?

Josh:
He is clueless, which in some ways is better.

Dave:
(as a dog) Oh, boy.

Josh:
See, he told me I can play if I only keep my grades so I start flunking Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I gotta flunk English, History, and Home Ec. Those are not really hard to fail.

Dave:
(as a dog) Oh, no, Josh.

Tracy:
So you rather wreck your future than tell your dad you hate football?

Josh:
I can get my grades back up as long as he gives me quitting time.

Tracy:
Wow. Men are so complicated.

(Tracy leaves)

Dave:
How did I let this happen? What kind of father am I?