The Shaggy Dog2006

Dave:
Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is working on a drug that will extend human life like a 100 years?

Dr. Kozak:
I am not at liberty to discuss that matter.

Dave:
Of course you're not. But if that were true, that would be pretty big deal, right?

Dr. Kozak:
If it were true, which it is not, probably.

Dave:
Whoever is in charge of developing such a thing, who will not be only insanely wealthy, they will be immortalize in history, right?

Dr. Kozak:
Yes, I suppose it would.

Dave:
Wow. What a thrill it must be to work under Dr. Strictland.

(Dr. Kozak scratches his ear)

Dr. Kozak:
Excuse me.

Dave:
Dr. Strictland, your creative force of your company, right?

Dr. Kozak:
Well, it takes many different people to contribute to the higher... (babbles)

Dave:
Yes, yes. What an honor it must be to work at Dr. Strictland's shadow.

Dr. Kozak:
No, no, I don't work at anyone's shadow. Why would I could live myself?

Dave:
Doctor's nothing wrong with second place. Second fiddle? Second bananas? Second up?

Dr. Kozak:
I am the chief scientist! I! Me! Mine! (starts growling)

Dave:
Oh, come on, you gone agitated self-dog pick a little virus in a lab, did you?

Dr. Kozak:
It must be something while you're around.

(Dave and Dr. Kozak begin to growl at each other)