Shallow Hal

     

Shallow Hal2001

Stars: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 114 minutes

Coming from the creators of Dumb & Dumber and There's Something About Mary, the sensitivity of Shallow Hal seems like a minor miracle. The codirecting Farrelly brothers haven't forsaken their lowbrow inclinations, but this clever romantic fantasy of… more »


Hal:
Hey there, is this not the most adorable little girl? What is your name, sweetheart?

Little girl:
Cadence.

Hal:
Cadence, huh? A perfect name for a perfect little girl. I do not see what is wrong, I mean, she should be starring in commercials. Tell you what Cadence, I am going to hold you until the cows come home.

Hal picks up Cadence. Ugly nurse enters

Ugly nurse:
Visiting hours are over. Out now!

[Hal puts down Cadence]

Hal:
The cows came home.

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