Shallow Hal2001

Hal:
You screwed me, man. I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman, and you made her disappear!

Mauricio:
No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".

Hal:
Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?

Mauricio:
Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?

Hal:
Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?

Mauricio:
Wonder Woman.

Hal:
Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?

Mauricio:
Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.

Hal:
That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!

Mauricio:
[realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?

Hal:
[sighs] What am I gonna do?

Mauricio:
Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here. He puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and then he puts you back under.

Hal:
[relieved] Good idea.

Mauricio:
In the mean time, you just have to avoid Rosemary.

Hal:
Why?

Mauricio:
Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you. I mean, its the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.