Shaun of the Dead2004

[Shaun and Ed attempt to confront two zombies using Sean's vinyl LPs as improvised throwing weapons]

Shaun:
Now, some of these are limited-

[Ed throws the first record from the box, which misses and shatters on the wall of the house]

Shaun:
Woah woah woah, what was that!?

Ed:
I think it was Blue Monday.

Shaun:
Man, that was an original pressing!

Ed:
For f***'s sake.

[Looking through Shaun's LP collection for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]

Ed:
Purple Rain?

Shaun:
No.

Ed:
Sign o' the Times?

Shaun:
Definitely not.

Ed:
The Batman soundtrack?

Shaun:
Throw it.

[Ed does so; it misses]

Ed:
Okay... Ooh, Dire Straits?

Shaun:
Throw it.

[Ed throws it – clipping Mary in the side of the head]

Ed:
The Stone Roses?

Shaun:
No.

Ed:
Second Coming?

Shaun:
I like it.

Ed:
Ah! Sade.

Shaun:
That's Liz's.

Ed:
Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]

Shaun:
F*** this. I'm going to the shed.

Ed:
I thought you said it was locked.

Shaun:
[Crashes through the shed door]