Shrek2001

Shrek:
[to Donkey] WHY...are you following me?

Donkey:
I'll tell you why. [sings]

'Cause I'm all alone.

There's no one here beside me.

My problems have all gone.

There's no one to deride me!

But ya gotta have friends!

Shrek:
Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Donkey:
Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Shrek:
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I?

Donkey:
Uh... [looks Shrek up and down] Really tall?

Shrek:
No! I'm an ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks!" Doesn't that bother you?

Donkey:
[shakes his head happily] Nope.

Shrek:
[surprised] Really?

Donkey:
Really really.