Shrek

Shrek2001

Stars: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow
Genre: Adult, Adventure, Animation, Biography, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance
Rating: PG
Runtime: 90 minutes

Shrek just wanted to be left alone to live in his swamp, until Lord Farquaad started rounding up all the magical creatures and sends him on a quest to rescue a princess... more »



Lord Farquaad:
[sees Thelonius dunking the gingerbread man in milk] That's enough! He's ready to talk. [puts him down; Farquaad laughs, then signals for the table to lower] Run, run, run, as you fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Gingy:
You're a monster.

Lord Farquaad:
I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?!

Gingy:
Eat me! [spits at Farquaad]

Lord Farquaad:
[grunts] I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll--

[he reaches to pull off one of Gingy's buttons]

Gingy:
No! Not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!

Lord Farquaad:
All right, then, who's hiding them?!

Gingy:
Okay! I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?

Gingy:
The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad:
Yes. I know the muffin man. Who-- Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingy:
Well, she's married to the muffin man.

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?!

Gingy:
THE MUFFIN MAN!

Lord Farquaad:
She's married to the muffin man.

0.0 / 0 votes
2,733

Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019


Share your thoughts on this Shrek's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Shrek Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1197388>.

    Know another quote from Shrek?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Shrek" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    What TV series is this quote from: "I lost my shoe."?
    A Arrow
    B The Office
    C Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
    D Supernatural