Shrek 22004

Donkey:
Are we there yet?

Shrek:
No.

Donkey:
Are we there yet?

Fiona:
Not yet.

Donkey:
Okay. Are we there yet?

Fiona:
No.

Donkey:
Are we there yet?

Shrek:
No!

Donkey:
Are we there YET?

Shrek:
Yes.

Donkey:
Really?

Shrek:
NO!

Donkey:
Are we there yet?!

Fiona:
No!

Donkey:
Are we there YET?!

Shrek:
No, we are not!

Donkey:
ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

Shrek and Fiona:
NO!!!!!!

[Pause]

Donkey:
Are we there yet?

Shrek:
[mimicking Donkey] Are we there yet?

Donkey:
Hey, that's not funny.

Shrek:
Hey, that's not funny.

Donkey:
Oh, that's really immature!

Shrek:
Oh, that's really immature!

Donkey:
See, this is why nobody likes ogres!

Shrek:
See, this is why nobody likes ogres!

Donkey:
All right, your loss!

Shrek:
All right, your loss.

Donkey:
I'm just gonna stop talking!

Shrek:
Finally!

Donkey:
But this is takin' forever, Shrek, and ain't no in-flight movie or nothin'!

Shrek:
The kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far, far... (softly) away.

Donkey:
All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored!

Shrek:
Well, find a way to entertain yourself.

[silence]

[Donkey pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time]

Shrek:
[restrains temper] Oh! For five minutes... could you not be yourself? [loudly] FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

[after another moment of silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time]

Shrek:
AAAARGH!!!!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

Fiona:
Yes!

Donkey:
Oh, finally!