Slap Shot1977

[Chiefs fashion show]

Jim Ahern:
I look like some cock-sucking f*ggot in this thing.

Joe McGrath:
Have you seen Reg or Braden?

Jim Ahern:
Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right?

[McGrath walks toward Upton]

Joe McGrath:
Have you seen Dunlop or Braden–

Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe!

Joe McGrath:
Aw, now, son...

Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this f*ggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!

Joe McGrath:
You will not.

Johhny Upton:
Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this sh*t again. You and your f***ing fashion shows.

Joe McGrath:
It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.

Johnny Upton:
I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits!

[Upton storms out]

Announcer:
Ensemble #8, as we watch Chiefs defenseman, Johnny Upton, modelling #8...

Joe McGrath:
[on the phone] Joe McGrath, just checking on Dunlop–

[The audience can be heard screaming at Upton, who apparently flashed the crowd; McGrath slowly hangs the phone up]