So I Married an Axe Murderer1993

Frank/Obituary writer:
Here's another one here, Native San Franciscan, plumber, Elliot, Ralph. Moved to Dallas, disappeared four months ago. Body was found in a sewer.

Newspaper reporter:
Well, guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain. Haha.

Charlie Mackenzie:
Did they mention anything about his wife?

Newspaper reporter:
Alright, okay. Look, I know that we're talking about real people so I'm sorry.

Charlie Mackenzie:
No, no. I'm serious, did they mention the wife?

Newspaper reporter:
No, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives.

Charlie Mackenzie:
No, no. I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife? I just want to know about the wife.

Newspaper reporter:
Hey, hey! You win, you win, okay? I'm a bad person!

Frank/Obituary writer:
Hey, c'mon take it easy, will ya?

Newspaper reporter:
No, he's saying I'm a bad person and that I'm insensitive. He's saying I'm a sh*t.

Frank/Obituary writer:
He's not saying you're a sh*t!

Charlie Mackenzie:
Did they-did they mention the wife?!

Newspaper reporter:
No! No! They didn't mention the wife! Ya happy?! Yeah! Oh hoo, yes, yes. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop your job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!

Frank/Obituary writer:
[to Charlie] He was my ride home.