Spaceballs

Spaceballs1987

Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Ronny Graham, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 96 minutes

Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters … more »



[As Lone Starr is about to hit the self-destruct button, Dark Helmet appears]

Dark Helmet:
Not so fast, Lone Starr!

Lone Starr:
Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [Thinks about what he has just said, then approves it.] [whispers] Yeah.

Dark Helmet:
Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr:
What?

Dark Helmet:
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.[1]

Lone Starr:
[confused] What's that make us?

Dark Helmet:
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die. [Dark Helmet lights up his Schwartzsaber which is green, and Lone Starr lights up his Schwartzsaber which is orange] You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine. [Dark Helmet and Lone Starr look at their respective Schwartzsabers in a humorous way] Now, let's see how well you handle It.

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