Splash1984

Dr. Zidell:
What's happened to you? You were the brightest student in my class. True, emotionally you were twelve years old.

Kornbluth:
I was twelve years old.

Dr. Zidell:
That's right. And look what you've become, a schmuck.

Kornbluth:
There is a mermaid in New York City.

Dr. Zidell:
Oh, oh, sure, sure. You mean this-this-this naked girl? How come she's got legs?

Kornbluth:
She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that, Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.