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Super Troopers2001

Stars: André Vippolis, Joey Kern, Geoffrey Arend, Erik Stolhanske
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Rating: R
Runtime: 100 minutes

The fine art of handing out a freeway speeding ticket gets a deviously funny twist in this smart-alecky farce written and performed by the comedy troop Broken Lizard (consisting of Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, and Eri… more »


Thorny:
Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver:
Uhhh...

Thorny:
Littering. [holds up bag of marijuana]

Driver:
Oh, officer, that's not ours.

Kid in back:
[deep groan] Candy bars!

Thorny:
Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... [the rest of the car joins in, causing the kid in the back to freak out from the echoes] Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

Kid in Back:
Please, no.

Rabbit:
Please, yes.

[A white Mazda Miata speeds by]

Mac:
F***IN' PIG!

Thorny:
Mother of God.

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Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019


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