Risky Business1983

Miles:
What happened?

Joel:
Last night?

Miles:
That's right - with Kessler.

Joel:
She was babysitting down the street...

Miles:
We know that!

Joel:
So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...

Miles:
That could happen.

Joel:
...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says 'I think I'm in the mood.'

Barry:
She said that? What did you say?

Joel:
I didn't have to say anything.

Glenn:
Whatcha do?

Joel:
What do you think I did?

Glenn:
I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

[Barry makes a wacking off noise with his cheek]

Miles:
I disagree. Did you have your bike there?

Joel:
Yeah.

Miles:
I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!

[The guys laugh]