Road Trip2000

Kyle:
Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.

E.L.:
No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?

[Kyle reaches into his bag and pulls out an oversized pair of leopard-print panties]

E.L.:
What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?

Kyle:
What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! [puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust] I boinked her!

E.L.:
... "boinked"?

[Everyone laughs, including Kyle who is still too proud to care]

Josh:
Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.