Rock-a-Doodle1991

Hunch:
I got 'em! I really got 'em! No more kitty, Sir! Mission... [snickers] accomplished!

Grand Duke:
And the dog?

Hunch:
Gone, wiped out, sir!

[The Duke laughs wickedly at this]

Hunch:
Total and complete annihilation!

Grand Duke:
Annihilation! Yes... h-h-h-how did you do it?

Hunch:
Adequately.

Grand Duke:
[confused] Uh, "ade-ade-ade..."? Wh-what's that supposed to mean?

Hunch:
Well, Uncle, we sucked them into an adequate pipe.

Grand Duke:
A what?

Hunch:
That's what it said. "Danger: Adequate Pipe."

Grand Duke:
[with forced calm] Oh ho ho, Hunch... come to Uncle. [Hunch approaches; the Duke turns him into a green chicken-type thing] YOU IMBECILE! That's not an "Adequate Pipe" - it's an AQUEDUCT PIPE! It leads straight into the city! [turns Hunch back to normal] The Duke gives you one last chance, Hunch! Them, or you! [throws a meat cleaver down right next to him] Now get to the city!

Hunch:
Oh, not the city, sir! Oh, no! It's too bright! I'll go blind!

Grand Duke:
Oh, say it isn't so. [hands him a pair of sunglasses]