Parenthood

     

Parenthood1989

Director: Ron Howard
Stars: Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, Keanu Reeves, Jason Robards, Mary Steenburgen
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 124 minutes

Ron Howard's 1989 hit, written by fellow family men Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Splash, A League of Their Own), is an original comedy about contemporary life and the eternal responsibilities of raising children. Steve Martin has never been bette… more »


Gil's nightmarish vision. University is on lockdown and covered by squad cars. People are screaming and an elderly Gil tries to reason with Kevin

College Student #1:
Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

Dean at College:
It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

College Student #2:
What is he yelling?

Kevin, Age 21:
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

Gil:
[through bullhorn] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

[Kevin opens fire and shoots bullhorn out of Gil's hands]

Gil:
Nice shot son!

Police try to get Gil to safety, but Gil rebuffs them

Gil:
[police] It's important to be supportive. [to Kevin] Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "

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