Paul Blart: Mall Cop2009

[Paul arrives in Victoria's Secret]

Fat lady:
I found it first.

Thin lady:
No, you didn't.

Paul:
Ladies? Problem. What's the genesis?

Thin lady:
She's trying to take the last push-up bra in this size.

Victoria's Secret cashier:
There's gonna be a new shipment tomorrow. They'll be here by noon.

Fat lady:
[to the cashier] Well, I need this one now. I have a date tonight.

Thin lady:
[condescendingly] Really? Is he blind?

[In frustration, the fat lady throws a soda on the ground. The thin lady and the cashier are disgusted]

Paul:
[startled] Whoa! Waterproof shoes and Baggies on the socks. Not my first rodeo. Okay, ladies, need to see some ID.

Fat lady:
No, you don't.

Paul:
[sternly] Ma'am, I should warn you, I do have the authority to make a citizen's arrest.

Fat lady:
So does anyone. I could arrest you right now.

Victoria's Secret cashier:
[siding with the fat lady] That's true. She could.

Paul:
Hey, not talking to you. Okay? [to the fat lady] Can I... uh... see you for a second, please, ma'am? [steps aside. The two ladies exchange looks. Paul signals for the fat lady to come to him. The fat lady obeys and approaches him] Look, I understand your sensitivity. I've had some issues with weight myself.

Fat lady:
[taking it the wrong way] Are you calling me fat?

Paul:
Oh, no! No, no, no, no. I'm just saying I've been down that road. I mean... I mean, I'm still on it. We both are, you know? Stranded. Let's face it, we eat to fill a void, right? But as soon as I started eating healthier, I noticed I wasn't so moody. And PS, your skin's gonna clear up.

[The fat lady pulls off her earrings and offers them to Paul]

Fat lady:
Can you hold onto these?

Paul:
[his hand out] Sure.

[The fat lady hands her earrings to Paul before abruptly and brutally slugging him in the face, making him stumble into some nearby bra racks. The fat lady grabs Paul and throws him into some more racks, shattering them. The cashier, the thin lady, and Veck are appalled. As Paul gets up, the lady attacks him]

Paul:
She's got tremendous upper body strength. BACKUP! BACKUP! She's biting my neck. She's biting my neck. BACKUP! [pushes the lady off of him. She bumps the cashier counter] BACKUP!! BACKUP!!! [the fat lady lunges at Paul and punches him in the chest one last time, knocking him to the ground]