Penguins of Madagascar2014

[The penguins have just blown up an old ship]

Skipper:
Kowalski, analysis?

Kowalski:
We are really... awesome at this!

Skipper:
Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! Hey, we can do our thing! High 1! [they all high 1, until Skipper accidentally hits the egg they just saved] Ooh. My bad.

Rico:
Uh-oh.

[The penguins all look in awe as the egg is about to hatch]

Skipper:
Look, it's... it's the miracle of birth.

Kowalski:
A moment... of extraordinary beauty.

[Suddenly, the egg explodes open, much to the disgust of the 3 penguins]

Skipper:
Daaagh!! That is disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!

[Much to the surprise of the 3 penguins, the newly hatched Private gets up, but look at him lovingly]

Private:
Hello! Are you my family?

[the 3 penguins turn, knowing that they're far away from land, and nod to each other before turning back to face Private]

Kowalski:
You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.

Private:
[concerned] Wh-wha...?

[Skipper elbows Kowalski]

Kowalski:
What? I-I thought that was what we were all nodding about.

Skipper:
[hits Kowalski again] No one's gonna die! [to Private] You know what you've got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other, and if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. [salutes Private, who salutes back; Skipper tussles Private's head] So adorable. Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

Kowalski:
95% certain we're still doomed.

Skipper:
And the, uh... other 5%?

Kowalski:
Adventuring and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.

Skipper:
I'll take that action.

Private:
Where are we going?

Skipper:
The future, boys. The glorious future.