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Howard:
Hi, honey. Robin Leach says we should move to Antigua.

Alison:
[taking off her clothes] Oh, yeah? Come on, hurry up. Snap to it. I'm ovulating.

Howard:
I'm in the middle of important show research.

Alison:
Howard, seriously, come on.

Howard:
You know what? You're getting baby fever here. And you know, maybe it's a little premature. I'm about two days away from being fired, the way I figure it. And do you want to know something? You got to think about the economics of this.

Alison:
You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio. At any minute, you're gonna be number one.

Howard:
Is that so?

Alison:
Yeah! Strip!

Howard:
Let me tell you something. Look at yourself. You're completely on fire about having a baby. You don't understand. I'm not a piece of meat. I mean, I have to be romanced.

Alison:
Oh, yeah. Please.

Howard:
Ooh, look at that bra. Where did you get that?

Alison:
You like this?

Howard:
OK. That's it. That's it! I am making a baby! It's baby time! I'm ready to give you a baby.

Alison:
Thank you.

Howard:
Hold on. [pulls pants down and hops towards her]

Alison:
OK. Now I'm hot. Now I actually want to have sex. I didn't before and now I do.