Private Parts1997
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 109 minutes
Howard:
Robin, watch this. What am I doing?
Robin:
Uh, having a seizure?
Howard:
No, that's not a seizure. That's me dancing because I'm happy 'cause I got laid last night.
Robin:
Oh!
Howard:
Yeah, I really did. In fact, it was not for lust. It was 'cause I was making a kid.
Robin:
Oh.
Howard:
In fact, my wife's eggs are very old. They're very, you know, she's getting older. But my sperm is like supersperm, so I'm pretty sure everything was delivered in one shot.
Robin:
Oh, yeah. Your sperm are fine.
Howard:
My sperm are fantastic. I'm fantastic. I'm in a good mood.
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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