Private Parts

     

Private Parts1997

Stars: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Mary McCormack, Fred Norris
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 109 minutes

Give credit to director Betty Thomas for making the notorious Howard Stern, self-proclaimed "king of all media," into a nerdish but appealing media rebel who loves his wife and family. Even if you hate Stern's rude radio show, you may discover that … more »


Howard:
Let me soak you in. Holy cow, are you naked. You know what I like about you?

Mandy:
What?

Howard:
I like that you're the perfect height. I could have sex with you standing up. Look at that. Ooh.

Robin:
Howard! You're married.

Howard:
I am? I mean, I am. Well, I'm not really married anymore.

Mandy:
What do you mean?

Howard:
Take a seat. I'll tell you what happened. My wife was suffering from cancer...I never told you this...and she died last night. I've been single for exactly 24 hours. Honey, if you're up there now, I know you can hear me, and you're at God's side, but I want you to cover your ears and eyes. Besides, you're married to God now...

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