Pulp Fiction1994

Jules Winnfield:
Okay, so, tell me about the hash bars.

Vincent Vega:
So what you want to know?

Jules:
Well, hash is legal there, right?

Vincent:
Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

Jules:
Those are hash bars?

Vincent:
Breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause, get a load of this, all right; if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

Jules:
[laughing] Oh, man. I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm f***ing going.

Vincent:
Yeah, baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

Jules:
What?

Vincent:
It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same sh*t over there that we got here, but it's just...it's just, there it's a little different.

Jules:
Example?

Vincent:
All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup; I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules:
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent:
Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules:
What do they call it?

Vincent:
They call it a "Royale with Cheese."

Jules:
"Royale with Cheese."

Vincent:
That's right.

Jules:
What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent:
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."

Jules:
[in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent:
I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King, You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?.

Jules:
What?

Vincent:
Mayonnaise.

Jules:
[makes a grossed out face] Goddamn.

Vincent:
[chuckles] I seen them do it, man, they f***in' drown them in that sh*t.

Jules:
[grossed out] Yuck.