Unaccompanied Minors2006

Donna:
Watch it, Dr. Evil.

Porter:
Oh no, did I offend you? Well, I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.

Donna:
Someone cooler than you'll ever be.

Porter:
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house! [to Spencer] And what about a young man who orders the heart attack special and can't pay for it? [to Grace] Or a girl who exfoliates herself all over the airport lounge? [to Beef] Then, the abominable snowman who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman? Aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls? I mean, what are you, like, forty?

Zach:
Actually, Beef is twelve, sir.

Porter:
Good Lord. And Charlie Goldfinch, my most frequent underage flyer, and formerly model passenger. Karaoke, son? Was it worth it?

Charlie:
I had a song in my heart. [Mr. Porter gives him a look] Oh my gosh, I'm a juvie.