Up in Smoke1978

Arresting Officer:
Sir, could I please see your license?

Pedro:
Whuut?

Arresting Officer:
Your license. Where's your license?

Pedro:
My license? It's on the bumper, man, back there, man!

Arresting Officer:
No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.

Pedro:
Oh. Oh, yeah, I got my driver's license, man... [gets the license with great difficulty] Hey, I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother! [laughs]

Arresting Officer:
[after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name?

Pedro:
Uuhhh... Isn't it on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...