Ted

     

Ted2012

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes

Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »


Ted:
There you are, John. There's some guy in your office is making out with that Van Wielder looking guy.

John:
You know what, f*** you. I don't even wanna talk to you!

Ted:
What?

John:
Do you what just happened? Do you have any clue? My f***ing life just ended!

Ted:
Oh come on. She'll go home watching Bridget Jones something a**hole. You'll talk to her tomorrow. Come on upstairs.

John:
Are you even listening to me?! DID YOU GIVE ANY SHRED OF A SH*T?!?

Ted:
...Course I do, John. Thunder Buddies for life, remember?

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