Ted 2

     

Ted 22015

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 115 minutes

Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law de… more »


[last lines]

Ted:
[off screen, disgusted] Oh! F*** me!

Tami-Lynn:
What's the matter?

Ted:
That can't be normal! He's gotta be sick!

Tami-Lynn:
He's not sick; it's just baby doodie.

John:
Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy.

Ted:
Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross?

John:
No.

Ted:
All right, here. Catch. [throws diaper at John, offscreen, and a squish is heard]

John:
[disgusted] OH, TEDDY! WHAT THE F***?! [everyone screams in disgust; Ted laughs] HOLY SH*T! OH, YOU MOTHERF***ER!

Ted:
[takes photo of John, offscreen] [typing] #shithappens.

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