This Is the End2013

Craig Robinson:
Hey, hey, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?!

Danny McBride:
What am I doing? [Danny pours his glass with water as the others exclaim]

Seth Rogen:
F***, man!

Danny McBride:
What? I'm just pouring myself another glass of water to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

James Franco:
That's very nice, but you can't just pour yourself another glass of water, man, will you cut it out?!

Seth Rogen:
Yeah, we agreed to one glass at dinner. We voted on it, man.

Danny McBride:
Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired of all these f***ing rules, man. You don't see me putting rules on you guys.

James Franco:
You cannot have another glass of water.

Danny McBride:
Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. Why the f*** is it fair that him and I should drink the same amount of water? We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size.

Jonah Hill:
I don't wanna come off as a diva here or anything. It's just that I think everyone should split everything equally.

Danny McBride:
[mimicking Jonah] "I just think that everybody should have the f***ing same, I have a goddamn earring." SHUT THE F*** UP, JONAH!

James Franco:
You know what, Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.

Danny McBride:
You're making me into a joke right now Franco and you are not gonna like the f***in' punch line.

James Franco:
No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the f*** down!

Danny McBride:
Okay, I'm done. We're not gonna have any more water.

Seth Rogen:
Good.

James Franco:
All right.

[Danny then grabs and pours the entire water gallon on himself which causes the others to come up to him and fight over the gallon]

Danny McBride:
YOU GUYS MADE THIS HAPPEN, YOU GUYS FORCED MY F***ING HAND BY GANGING UP ON ME!

James Franco:
[aims his revolver at Danny] GODDAMMIT, I'M GONNA F***ING KILL THIS MOTHERF***ER! [Danny sticks the revolver in his mouth, allowing James to shoot him but he throws it away]

Danny McBride:
That's what I thought. Nerd.