Tommy Boy1995

Richard:
Hey, I was just thinking. When we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.

Tommy:
Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.

Richard:
True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you don't take the can out, you no-selling waste of space! I swear to God, you're worthless!

Tommy:
I'm sorry about your car, but don't call me worthless. I'm trying my best. I'm not my dad.

Richard:
That's right, you're not your dad! He can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

Tommy:
Ketchup popsicle?

Richard:
Yeah, I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a father, but he looked out for me. But you, he was your father and you just took it for granted. "Hey, look, I'm Big Tom's son. He can fix anything, so I'm allowed to be a moron!"

Tommy:
THAT'S IT!! Come on! Get out of the car! It's go time, you and me!

Richard:
[imitating a little kid] Look, mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car.

Tommy:
[imitating a mother] Him too afraid to get out, he just a little guy.

Richard:
That's it. I'm gonna wail on you [gets out of the car] You're going to regret volunteering for this job.

Tommy:
Hey, boys and girls, It's Papa Smurf!

Richard:
You don't want none of me, think it through.

Tommy:
Come on, Gimme your best shot. I'll give you a free one Let me have it. [Richard punches Tommy in the face] That's it? Come on. you can do better than that, can't ya, Captain Limp Wrist? Try again! [Richard punches him in the face again] Hey everybody, Is there a window open? I feel a draft! [Richard punches Tommy in the stomach, then punches him in the face again] If I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother! [Richard then strikes Tommy in the face with a 2x4 piece of wood, which breaks in half] That was a good one. [is knocked out as he drops to the ground]

Richard:
[drops the broken 2x4 and looks up at the abandoned Prehistoric Forest] Hey, Prehistoric Forest.