Trading Places1983

Randolph:
Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?

Billy Ray:
Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy cheap and go long - which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are goin' batshit. They're thinking, "Hey, we're losin' all our goddamn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip, right? And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me 'cuz I ain't got no money, right?" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming, "SELL! SELL!" 'Cuz they don't wanna lose all their money, right? They're panicking out there right now! I can feel it! They out there!

[on the ticker machine, the price keeps dropping]

Randolph:
He's right, Mortimer! My God, look at it!

Billy Ray:
I'd wait till you get to around sixty-four, then I'd buy. You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then.

Randolph:
(on telephone) This is Randolph Duke. Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at sixty-four. Mr. Valentine has set the price.