True Lies1994

[Harry's tracked down Helen's supposed paramour, Simon at a used car dealership and test-drives his '57 Chevy]

Simon:
Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.

Harry Tasker:
So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.

Simon:
What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.

Harry:
But what about their husbands?

Simon:
Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean? [laughs]

Harry:
[fake laughs] Those idiots!