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Walter:
Hang on a second. Something's wrong.

Astronaut:
What?

Walter:
[to Danny] I was ahead of you.

[Astronaut looks to Danny]

Danny:
Somebody must have kicked the board?

Walter:
[angrily] No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated!

Danny:
No I didn't.

Walter:
You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!

Astronaut:
"Cheater's" a strong word.

Walter:
YOU CHEATED!!

Danny:
I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut:
Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?

Danny:
Maybe... I moved the piece... by an accident.

Astronaut:
Okay. It was an accident.

Walter:
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!

Astronaut:
No, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying cheated.

Walter:
You cheated! Cheater!!!

Danny:
I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut:
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?

Danny:
[pointing to his rocket ship] I was right here.

Walter:
No, you weren't! You were back there!

Danny:
Nuh-uh.

[Walter moves Danny's ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]

Astronaut:
Okay, care-- careful.

Walter:
God.

Astronaut:
Okay, it's fixed.

Walter:
You're such a baby.

Danny:
I'm not a baby.

Astronaut:
[overlapping Walter and Danny] Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Walter:
Yes, you are a baby!

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
You're a baby!

Astronaut:
[trying to stop Walter and Danny's argument] Nobody is a baby here.

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
[yelling] You're a little baby!

Danny:
[freaking out] I'M NOT A BABY! AAIIGGH--!!

Astronaut:
[covering Danny's mouth, stopping the argument] JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! Okay, let's play the game.

Walter:
[annoyed] Fine. [pushes the "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning] Won't stop spinning.

Danny:
What's wrong with it?

Walter:
You broke it.

Astronaut:
[sees yellow card] Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.

Walter:
[reads card] "CAUGHT CHEATING Automatic ejection"? Does it mean me?

Danny:
Well, you did move the piece.

Walter:
[points to Danny] He's the one who cheated. AAAAAIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's Nike sneakers falls off]

Danny:
Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter:
Help!

Danny:
Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.

Walter:
I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER! [He's gonna slip off.]

Danny:
[throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!

Walter:
AAAAAAAIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHH! [slips off]

Astronaut:
[comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down]

Danny:
[waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh, no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?

Walter:
Get away from me.

Danny:
Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]

Walter:
Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]