Zorro, the Gay Blade

     

Zorro, the Gay Blade1981

Zorro, the Gay Blade is a 1981 feature film. This comedy features George Hamilton in a Golden Globe-nominated dual role as both Don Diego de la Vega (Zorro) and his gay twin brother Bunny Wigglesworth, né Ramon De La Vega. more »


[Florinda moans about her miserable life with Esteban.]

Florinda:
Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year?

Don Diego:
Once a month is not too bad!

Florinda:
I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing!

Don Diego:
Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?

Florinda:
Garlic. A lot of garlic.

Don Diego:
Ah!

Florinda:
Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him?

Don Diego:
Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.

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