Yankee Doodle Dandy1942

First critic:
I call it a hit. What'll your review say?

Second critic:
I like it too, so I guess I'll pan it.

First critic:
Oh. [He laughs] Well, that's logical.

Second critic:
My publisher resents Cohan impersonating the president of the United States. Says our young readers dream of being president.

First critic:
'I'd rather be right than be president...' Cohan may find out he isn't either one.