WarGames1983

David:
I think I saw one. [runs ahead for a moment and stops] What kind of an a**hole lives on an island and he doesn't even have a boat?

Jennifer:
Maybe we can swim for it. How far do you think it is?

David:
No. It's uh, two, three miles at least. Maybe more.

Jennifer:
Well, what do you say? Let's go for it!

David:
No.

Jennifer:
[starts to remove her shoes] Come on!

David:
No! [pause] I can't swim.

Jennifer:
You can't swim?

David:
No, I can't, okay, Wonder Woman? I can't swim!

Jennifer:
Well, what kind of an a**hole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

David:
I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Jennifer:
Sorry.

David:
I wish I didn't know about any of this! I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry... about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim! I swear to God I did.