Wayne's World1992

[Wayne and Cassandra visit a local music store]

Wayne Campbell:
There it is-- Excalibur. ["kneels" in respect]

Cassandra:
Wow. '64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.

Wayne Campbell:
Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.

Cassandra:
I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E."

Wayne:
God, I love this woman. [reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes] Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff. [picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff]

Attendant:
May I help you?

Wayne:
[puts down guitar] Yes, my good man. I'd like to look at this Fender Stratocaster, please.

Attendant:
Oh really?

Wayne:
Yes.

Attendant:
Again?

Wayne:
Yes.

Attendant:
[opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne] Careful.

[Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song. He stops Wayne and points him and Cassandra to a "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" sign]

Wayne:
[to camera] No Stairway. Denied!