Apollo 131995

Clint Burton:
Gene, we have a situation brewing with the carbon dioxide.

Bill Peters:
We have a CO2 filter problem in the Lunar Module.

Clint Burton:
Five filters on the L.E.M.

Bill Peters:
Which were meant for two guys for a day and a half.

Clint Peters:
That's what I told the Doc.

Dr. Chuck:
They're already up to eight on the gauges. Anything over fifteen, and you get impaired judgement, blackouts, the beginnings of brain asphyxia.

Gene Kranz:
What about the scrubbers on the command module?

Clint Burton:
They take square cartridges.

Bill Peters:
The ones on the L.E.M. are round.

Gene Kranz:
[sighs in irritation] Tell me this isn't a government operation.

Clint Burton:
This just isn't a contingency we've remotely looked at.

Dr. Chuck:
Those CO2 levels are going to be getting toxic.

Gene Kranz:
Well, I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole. Rapidly.