Beauty and the Beast1991

All:
No one fights like Gaston, no one bites like Gaston

Wrestler:
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:
[flexes] As you see I've got biceps to spare

Lefou:
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:
That's right! And every last bit of me's covered with hair!

[Gaston fights with the men, then lifts a bench with the Bimbettes on it. He drops the bench on Lefou, then turns to the camera and reveals his hairy chest.]

Cronies:
No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston

Lefou:
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!

Gaston:
I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooey! [spits]

All:
Ten points for Gaston! [Gaston plays a chess game with a man, then hits the board, sending it and pieces all over. He takes a bite of leather from the belt once wrapped around his neck, chews it and spits it into a spittoon, which falls and gets stuck on the head of Lefou.]

Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs